intensional:

this show just gets me

Me as a Parent

  • Child: Hey dad could you please sing a lullaby?
  • Me: *clears throat* cOMIN OUT OF MY CAGE AND I BEEN DOIN JUST FINE GOTTA GOTTA BE DOWN BECAUSE I WANT IT ALL

fabulusly:

my heart says chipotle but my wallet says no

(via darnni)

6ood:

If you get me Chipotle You will get Chipotlaid

(Source: 6ood, via yourefunnymann)

johnentwlstle:

it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to

(Source: johnentwlstle, via kissystuff)

xzdp:

fawnbabe:

If he doesn’t care about your orgasm, he doesn’t care about you.

truth

(Source: fawnbabe, via kissystuff)

fulmadz:

I have like 277262 kisses saved up for you

(via kissystuff)

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